"Firstly, congratulations for making it this far down Leather Lane on a weekday lunchtime without accidentally eating your weight in halloumi. Your prize, assuming you make it to Kin still hungry, is a play-by-play of every dish you said you’d definitely learn to cook at home after your gap year in southeast Asia, but never did. And frankly who needs to when places like Kin exist? If you haven’t booked ahead, walk past the queue of people waiting for their takeaway curry pots, then order the prawn pad thai and a glass of jasmine iced tea." - oliver feldman, jo harris cooksley, heidi lauth beasley, jake missing