"Your ex would smile at you after every jewelry commercial or marriage proposal in a rom-com. And you would panic. They saw the beads of sweat, too, and decided to move on. You need somewhere dark to drink and make new friends. Oscar’s in Rittenhouse has you covered on both fronts, although sticky floors will be involved. The classic dive is one of those neighborhood places that’s constantly crowded, and nobody cares about you, your breakup story, or anything outside of the bar’s beer-covered walls and their next citywide special. The well drinks are only $6, so at least you can easily commit to them (unlike your ex). " - candis mclean
NICOLE GUGLIELMO